we aint dummies. we just act like ones.

It’s been a minute but I’m making my way back home to @churchillbartoronto tonight. Everyone is gonna chill out. Layers are going to be shed. @luthers_chicken is going to be enjoyed. Let’s all take a second, have a Jameson, and remember times like these. See you the in metaphorical sun. β˜€οΈπŸŒ΄πŸ’ #slowdown
Saturday sleepovers. β˜”οΈπŸ˜΄πŸΆ
I hear the train a comin’. It’s rollin’ round the bend….πŸš‚β›…οΈ
Poppa Petruzzi. πŸ…πŸ’ͺ
The summer funeral. β˜€οΈπŸ’€
Moments after auditioning for Three Men and a Baby. Cc: @drsolow @dearblackwolf #tbt
Two things: 1. @onemeth is having a serious tank top sale. 2. I am now a nipple model. Birthdays, Bar Mitzvahs, Bachelorette Parties, I am versatile and willing to travel. Inquire for details. β˜ŽοΈπŸ’¦
Well lπŸ‘€ky what the cat dragged in. Tonight inside @thehotb it’s the age old tale of myself vs. @djgeorgethoms in a Dj battle of coastal proportions. He’s got the east. I’ve got the west. You’ve got the vote.
Happy Hour. #yankees βšΎοΈπŸΊπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
street walkers πŸ‘―πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ